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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in β€œgood health” but in β€œgood health for your age”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like β€œUghhh, make me longer!”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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