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Funny lucky quotes

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

1 month ago

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

2 months ago

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

3 months ago

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

3 months ago

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

3 months ago

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

3 months ago

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

3 months ago

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

3 months ago

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