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Funny lying quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh at those little fibs we all tell! Whether you’re dodging awkward questions or just enjoying some cheeky humor, these witty sayings add a playful twist to the art of bending the truth 🤥✨. Ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even get caught in a harmless lie or two? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on fibbing that keep things light and entertaining! 😜🎉

New funny lying quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Commentary:
Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger
2 weeks ago
Share →: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Commentary:
"Oops, my bad! Turns out my 'goodnight' had a snooze button! 😴🔄🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Commentary:
"When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"
2 months ago
Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"
3 months ago
Share →: I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Commentary:
"Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It's the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber"
3 months ago
Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Commentary:
Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
4 months ago
Share →: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Commentary:
"Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"
4 months ago
Share →: If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Commentary:
Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we'd have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: "So, what would you say is your greatest strength?" "Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!"
6 months ago
Share →: I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Commentary:
🤥 "I could never journal, I'd start lying in there too." 📝 Well, honesty is overrated anyway, right? Who needs the truth when you can have a good story? Maybe that's how fiction writers are born! 😉