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- Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.
- Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
- I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.
- Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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- I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.
- I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
- Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.
- Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
- Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
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