If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is. Posted on8 hours ago
Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home. Posted on1 day ago
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position. Posted on2 days ago
I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Posted on4 days ago
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Posted on4 days ago