Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Commentary:
👩‍🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨‍🍳

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist that craving for Samoa after indulging in Polynesian food is like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning ⏰🤤 Just accept it – Samoa always wins the food game! 🍴😜"

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Commentary:
"Whether you're feeling fried, mashed, or just a little cheesy, remember that a potato 🥔 is always there to lend a helping mash 🤣 Embrace the spud-tacular power of potatoes in all of life's fry-ses!"

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Commentary:
When the kitchen roll runs out, suddenly everyone becomes an aspiring astronomer, gazing out into the galaxy of dirty dishes and crumb-filled countertops with their trusty telescope 🌌🔭 Who needs the stars when you have kitchen roll tubes for a glimpse into the infinite unknown of the sink! 🚀🌠

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Commentary:
Age is just a number, and wrinkles are just the roadmap of life! 🧓🏼 Who says you can't be fabulous at any age? As long as you keep that youthful attitude, you're golden! ✨ #AgeIsJustANumber #ForeverYoung