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5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Commentary:
"Oh, the lost souls who sought my guidance… are they still journeying through life in circles? 🤔🚶‍♂️ May they have found their way by now, or are they still in the eternal maze of confusion? 😄🗺️ Remember: when in doubt, just follow the nearest confused person – they might just lead you to your destination! 🤪🧭"
5 months ago
Share →: Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Commentary:
Oh, looks like that person couldn't handle your snack-tastic personality! 🤭🍟 Stay fabulous and remember, not everyone can handle the combination of being as single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito! 😂 #TooCoolToHandle
5 months ago
Share →: Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Commentary:
"Sorry, folks, if you're sliding into my DMs to snag a date, you might be aiming a bit too high! 🎯 Who am I to deprive you of lower standards? 🙈😂 #DeserveLessDesireBest"
5 months ago
Share →: You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet embrace of sleep – it's like a warm hug from your comfy bed telling you, 'Don't go, stay a little longer.' 💤 Who needs mornings when you can have more dreams, am I right? 😜 #TeamSleep"
5 months ago
Share →: “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"
$Funny me quotes - Math is like Chinese to me.$

5 months ago
Share →: Math is like Chinese to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, math can indeed feel like deciphering ancient Chinese scrolls at times! 🧮🈶 Don't worry, with a little practice and perseverance, you'll be speaking the language of numbers fluently in no time! 🤓📚 #MathIsMandarin"
5 months ago
Share →: Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical powers of 'lol' – turning harsh criticism into a friendly jab 😄🔥 Just sprinkle some 'lol' on it and watch the tension dissipate like magic! ✨ #LOL #ProblemSolved"
5 months ago
Share →: Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Commentary:
Looks like he couldn't handle your "tweet" revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real "mute" point, don't you think? 🤭 Can't handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉
5 months ago
Share →: Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone's throwing some major 'Mom shade'! 💁‍♀️😂 Looks like we've got a secret competitor for the 'Parent of the Year' title! 🏆 #MomVsYou"
5 months ago
Share →: Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"