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6 months ago
Share →: My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Commentary:
"Once it's in the pan, it's on a lifelong cooking journey! 🍳👨‍🍳😂 #PanLoyalty"
6 months ago
Share →: Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Commentary:
"Who knew all it takes to be a winner is a little wine and a whole lot of dinner 🍷🍽️ Brunch is good, but let's be honest, being a winner is definitely better! Cheers to the perfect pairing of food and confidence 💪🏆"
6 months ago
Share →: Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect logic to justify ordering another round of dessert! 🍰🍧 Who needs a main course anyway? 😄 #AlwaysRoomForMore"
6 months ago
Share →: Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring salad when you can have a deluxe sandwich masterpiece topped with Big Mac sauce? 🥗➡️🥪 Now that's how you turn a sad salad into a happy meal! 🤣🍔 #SaladUpgrade #SandwichGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Commentary:
"Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Commentary:
"Oh, the magical charm of soup – fulfilling your hunger while leaving you yearning for more 🍲😋 It's like a delicious tease for your taste buds, always keeping you hungry for that next delightful spoonful!"
6 months ago
Share →: The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Commentary:
Looks like that sandwich decided to pull a disappearing act faster than you can say "Abracadabra"! 🥪🎩 Maybe it's off pursuing its dreams of becoming a snack magician! 🧙‍♂️✨ Better luck next time! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Commentary:
"Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"
6 months ago
Share →: Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Commentary:
"Ah, haggis – the ultimate test of your stomach's resilience! 🤢😂 It's a dish that truly challenges your commitment to the culinary journey…twice! 🍴😜"