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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

3 months ago

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

3 months ago

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

3 months ago

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

3 months ago

First responders? You mean reply guys?

3 months ago

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

3 months ago

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

3 months ago

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

3 months ago

Social media may have been a mistake.

3 months ago

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

3 months ago

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

3 months ago

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

3 months ago

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

3 months ago

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

3 months ago

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

3 months ago

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

3 months ago

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

3 months ago

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

3 months ago

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

3 months ago

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

3 months ago