293 Funny media quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

  Commentary:
  "Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

  Commentary:
  "Feels like we're all taking advice from a bunch of caffeinated squirrels! 🐿️🤪 #TwitterTherapy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

  Commentary:
  "Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’d stalk me too, I get it.

  Commentary:
  "Who wouldn't? I'm a VIP in the land of awesome! 🌟😎 #selfstalker"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it's going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌"

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