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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

3 months ago

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

3 months ago

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

3 months ago

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

3 months ago

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

3 months ago

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

3 months ago

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

3 months ago

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

3 months ago

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

3 months ago

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

3 months ago

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

3 months ago

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

3 months ago

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

3 months ago

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

3 months ago