58 Funny meet quotes

• Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  2 months ago

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• The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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  2 months ago

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• Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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  2 months ago

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• The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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  2 months ago

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• Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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• If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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  2 months ago

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• Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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  2 months ago

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• Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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  2 months ago

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