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49 Funny meet quotes

Funny meet quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to break the ice when you bump into someone unexpectedly! Whether you’re meeting a friend, a colleague, or a stranger 🧐, a humorous quote can lighten the mood and spark a laugh. They’re ideal for sharing on social media 📱, adding a touch of humor to your day. So next time you’re caught in an awkward encounter, have a funny quote ready to make it memorable! 😂

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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