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- Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
- I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
- You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.
- My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.
- I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!
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🎅🏼💌 "Dear Santa, Money!" – Ah, the universal Christmas wish – forget the sugarplums, just bring on the cold hard cash! Santa better start investing in a bigger sleigh to carry all those money bags requested by everyone this year! 💸🎄 #NaughtyListOrNah -
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- Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.
- I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.
- My wallet is empty, just like my soul.
- Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
- Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.
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