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Funny money quotes bring a humorous perspective to our relationship with finances! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚ From witty takes on budgeting to the quirks of spending, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at the often serious topic of money. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the ups and downs of financial life! πŸ˜„πŸ€‘

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

3 months ago

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

3 months ago

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

3 months ago

I did not β€œtry to rob a bank,” I just β€œaspired” to obtain more money.

3 months ago

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

3 months ago

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

3 months ago

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

3 months ago

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

3 months ago

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

3 months ago

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

3 months ago

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

3 months ago

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

3 months ago

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

3 months ago

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

3 months ago

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

3 months ago

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

3 months ago

My favorite color is money.

3 months ago

Why is it called β€œfree time” when I use it to spend all my money?

3 months ago