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123 Funny much quotes

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Funny Quotes Mar 3, 2025

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025