265 Funny much quotes

• It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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  7 days ago

  chore, cleaning, cleaning effectiveness, effective, effectiveness, floor, floor cleaning, funny observation, hands, hands and knees, household, household chore, knees, mop, mopping, much, observation, scrub, unfortunate

• I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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  1 week ago

  cook, cooking, humor, i, kitchen, less, love, mess, much, one-pot, one-pot recipe, pot, recipe, things, trying

• The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

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  1 week ago

  am, anger, angry, better, bruh, frustration, humor, i, idea, morning, much, reality, relationship, used

• Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

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  1 week ago

  analogy, chess, enjoy, enjoyment, game, humor, i, life, much

• I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, being, early, early riser, extra, humor, i, Monday, morning, much, procrastination, riser, sleep, today, tomorrow, waking, waking up, woke, workweek, worrying

• If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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  1 week ago

  cooking, dehydration, eaten, food, food question, food science, humor, i, measurement, much, need, onion, onion powder, onions, powder, question, science, whole

• Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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  1 week ago

  affection, animal, booster, day, day improvement, funny voice, humor, improvement, interaction, just, kind, looking, love, miraculous, mood, mood booster, much, pet, pet interaction, saying, stuff, voice, weird

• You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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  1 week ago

  embarrassing, embarrassing information, exaggeration, humor, information, interrogation, me, much, pretty, sarcasm, waterboard

• Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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  1 week ago

  explaining, humor, judge, judgment, just, me, much, myself, please, sarcasm, too, work

• As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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  1 week ago

  child, childhood, drug, drugs, expectation, free, free drug, humor, i, impression, much, reality, stranger, strangers, times

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