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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

1 week ago

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

2 weeks ago

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

2 weeks ago

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

2 weeks ago

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

3 weeks ago

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

4 weeks ago

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

2 months ago

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

2 months ago

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

2 months ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

2 months ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

2 months ago

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

2 months ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

2 months ago

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

2 months ago

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

3 months ago

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

3 months ago

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

3 months ago

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

3 months ago

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

3 months ago

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

3 months ago

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

3 months ago

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

3 months ago

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

3 months ago

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

3 months ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

3 months ago