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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Just landed via YouTube:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Spotted on WeChat:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Just landed via Discord:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Breaking via Reddit:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Just shared via Telegram:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Making waves on Discord:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Share →: Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶‍♂️🤨✨
2 days ago
Share →: Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Siblings arguing: the original reality TV show 🎬😂🤦‍♂️
3 days ago
Share →: Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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Ah yes, the perfect plan for discovering secrets or inventing new ones! 🥃😂🤐
4 days ago
Share →: If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
6 days ago
Share →: Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
7 days ago
Share →: One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Commentary:
Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
1 week ago
Share →: No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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I thought growing up meant more freedom, not unlocking life like a 6-digit puzzle! 🔓🤔#AdultEscapeRoom
1 week ago
Share →: Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Following the teachings of Master Fuk Yu: because sometimes, a little ancient wisdom goes a long way (especially in rush hour traffic)! 😂🚗💬
1 week ago
Share →: I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
1 week ago
Share →: I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Commentary:
Living blissfully in my own bubble of confusion since forever 😂🤷‍♂️✨

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Making waves on Facebook:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Live now on Pinterest:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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