259 Funny much quotes

• Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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  2 hours ago

  affection, animal, booster, day, day improvement, funny voice, humor, improvement, interaction, just, kind, looking, love, miraculous, mood, mood booster, much, pet, pet interaction, saying, stuff, voice, weird

• You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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  20 hours ago

  embarrassing, embarrassing information, exaggeration, humor, information, interrogation, me, much, pretty, sarcasm, waterboard

• Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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  1 day ago

  explaining, humor, judge, judgment, just, me, much, myself, please, sarcasm, too, work

• As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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  3 days ago

  child, childhood, drug, drugs, expectation, free, free drug, humor, i, impression, much, reality, stranger, strangers, times

• How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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  2 weeks ago

  fitness, humor, joke, keep, longer, much, Pilates, pretend, pretending, sex, thing

• Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, before, Christmas, communication, email, ghost, holiday, humor, me, much, need, quit

• My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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  2 weeks ago

  conflict, control, country, exaggeration, fight, fighting, humor, joke, much, oil, over, skin

• If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, humor, imagine, just, loss, memory, much, short-term, short-term memory loss, too

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  3 weeks ago

  back, busy, busy schedule, canceled, cancellation, circling, December, happening, humor, meeting, meetings, much, next, procrastination, schedule, too, where, why, work, year

• AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, emotion, human, human emotion, humor, machine, me, much, never, put, replace, replacement, self-loathing, technology

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