134 Funny over quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🎉🔨 Imagine the sheer joy on their faces as they blow out the candles on a power tool-themed cake, surrounded by a backdrop of endless possibilities on the shelves of Home Depot. Just think of the party favors – tiny paint swatches, keychain tape measures, and of course, personalized hard hats for all the guests. 🎂🛠 Who needs a party venue when you can celebrate your special day aisle by aisle, right? 😄 #AgeIs

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs manners when you've got a Tesla? Cutting off these electric vehicles is the new merging strategy! 🚗💨 Sorry not sorry, gotta show off that autopilot feature somehow! 😏⚡️ #TeslaTrafficTakeover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: responsibilities vs. GIF-wars. It's a tough decision, but hey, at least you're always GIFted with laughter! 😜💼🎉 #ProcrastinationGuru"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a gnocchi-up! 🍝 It seems like their dinner plans were doomed from the start – who knew a little potato pasta could stir up such drama? 🥔💥 Looks like they'll have to agree to gnocchi-tiate before planning their next meal together! 😄 #FoodieFails #PastaProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

  Commentary:
  "Because by the time you reach 30, you've already paid enough in sleepless nights and adulting struggles to deserve some caffeine grace ☕️😂 Who's with me on this adulting perk?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cry for someone to adult when adulting feels like climbing Mount Everest in pajamas 🏔️😅. Time to summon the responsible fairy godparent or just take a power nap and hope for the best! 💤🧚‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

  Commentary:
  Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Having a heart-to-heart with her cat 🐱 proved once and for all that this human is purr-fectly sane! Who needs a therapist when you've got a feline confidant? 😸 #CaturdayWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's clearly not a fan of cliffhangers in real life! 🍿🔥 Let's speed up this apocalypse, shall we? Can we at least get some binge-worthy drama out of it? #ApocalypseAndChill" 😅📺

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