29 Funny parking quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Looks like some drivers have mastered the art of 'parking camouflage'! 🚗🦎 Don't worry, we see through your tiny car tricks! 😂 #ParkingWars"

  annoyance, behavior, big, car, cars, deep, driving, driving behavior, frustration, humor, i, last, last second, parking, parking space, peeve, people, pet, pet peeve, second, small, small car, space, spot, think

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Today's parking dilemma at work felt like a real-life game of musical chairs! 🚗🎶 Seems like my office has a 'no vacancy' sign up – maybe I should try carpooling with the next passing pigeon. 🐦😆"

  back, commute, frustration, home, humor, i, joke, looks, parking, people, space, today, work

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oh, those sneaky small cars playing hide-and-seek with parking spots! 🚗🤔 Don't be fooled by their innocent size, they're just waiting to reveal their true form the moment you approach. It's like a magician's trick gone wrong in the world of parking! 🎩✨ #ParkingProblems

  annoyance, car, cars, disguise, drop, free, front, frustration, hate, humor, i, joke, parking, pull, small, small car, soon

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. 🚗💥😂 It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!"

  assistant, beeping, cars, close, funny observation, humor, ID, interaction, observation, parking, parking assistant, people, safety, social, social interaction, too

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Go with the flow they said 🌊… until it's past 9 pm 🌙 or there's parallel parking involved 🚗. Then suddenly I'm the captain of Team Resistance! ⛔ Who knew our 'flow' had a curfew and parking issues? 😅 #FlowIssues #ParkingNightmares"

  9pm, activity, flow, gal, humor, night, parallel, parking, preference, spontaneity

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  Finding someone like that is almost as rare as spotting Bigfoot holding an umbrella ☔️👣🌧️

  comparison, day, front, front-row, humor, parking, parking spot, rainy, rainy day, rare, row, spot, uniqueness

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Rotisserie chicken hunting—better than any reality TV show 🍗😂🚗

  chicken, food, food humor, grocery, grocery store, humor, hunt, lot, parking, parking lot, ready, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, shopping, shopping humor, store, thrill, waiting

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Or as I like to call it, the ultimate "we need to talk" simulator! 🚗💔😂

  challenge, couple, driving, humor, parallel, parallel parking, parking, relationship, relationships, stress, test, tested, true, where

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  When the fries and my tears combine, it’s called ‘supersize my emotions’ 🍟😭🍔

  coping, coping mechanism, cry, emotional, emotional release, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, lot, mechanism, needs, parking, parking lot, release, therapy

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