You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Posted on1 day ago
You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning. Posted on2 days ago
An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this? Posted on3 days ago
The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Posted on3 days ago
People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. Posted on4 days ago
Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed. Posted on5 days ago
I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. Posted on5 days ago
The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone! Posted on6 days ago
Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. Posted on1 week ago