Funny partner quotes

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don't really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won't work out for everyone!

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025