33 Funny partner quotes

• No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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  6 days ago

  actually, alarm, alarm clock, annoyance, babe, before, clock, full, hour, humor, love, me, morning, only, partner, relationship, sarcasm, starting, wake, wake up

• I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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  6 days ago

  biology, cheating, chest, emotion, found, heartbreak, i, pain, partner, relationship, wonder

• I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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  6 days ago

  advice, fine, getting, help, humor, i, partner, recommend, relationship, support, yourself

• Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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  6 days ago

  forget, humor, motivation, optional, orgasm, partner, personal, personal well-being, pleasure, self-care, sexuality, today, well-being

• Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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  6 days ago

  acting, babe, communication, delusion, humor, misunderstanding, partner, relationship, right

• Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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  7 days ago

  argument, babe, bait, communication, conversation, humor, i, misunderstanding, okay, partner, playful, relationship

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  7 days ago

  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

• Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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  7 days ago

  emotion, family, feelings, humor, i, just, know, means, partner, realization, relationship

• I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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  1 week ago

  acceptable, break, breakup, DM, i, norm, partner, question, relationship, social, social norm, socially, someone, why, wish

• A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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  1 week ago

  advice, bad, bad time, good, humor, just, listening, none, partner, relationship, sarcasm, side, support, tell, time, times

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