25 Funny partner quotes — Wordgag ツ

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

2 months ago2 months ago

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

2 months ago2 months ago

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

2 months ago2 months ago

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

3 months ago3 months ago

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

4 months ago4 months ago

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

4 months ago4 months ago

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

4 months ago4 months ago

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

4 months ago4 months ago

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

5 months ago5 months ago

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Jan 29, 2025

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Jan 28, 2025

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Jan 27, 2025

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Jan 27, 2025