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13 Funny phones quotes

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The way my phone's facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you'd think I dated it.

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025