22 Funny phones quotes — Wordgag ツ

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

5 hours ago5 hours ago

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

2 months ago2 months ago

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

2 months ago2 months ago

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

2 months ago2 months ago

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

3 months ago3 months ago

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

3 months ago3 months ago

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

4 months ago4 months ago

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

5 months ago5 months ago

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

5 months ago5 months ago

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Mar 18, 2025

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Jan 28, 2025

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Jan 27, 2025

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Jan 27, 2025

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Jan 26, 2025

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Jan 25, 2025

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Jan 25, 2025

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Jan 24, 2025

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Jan 24, 2025

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Jan 23, 2025