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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.
Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.
When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.
I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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1 week ago
Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Commentary:
"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Commentary:
Haha, talk about a wired revolution! 📞🔗 Once upon a time, the only thing tangled was your headphones, not your life. Now, we're all glued to our screens—literally "tied" to our wireless cravings! 😅📱 Freedom just got a little more… *cord*ed!
2 months ago
Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨
3 months ago
Share →: I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Commentary:
"Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"
5 months ago
Share →: The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Commentary:
"Who needs to snoop through phones when you can just dream up all the juicy details instead? 🤔💭 Sweet dreams or nightmare fuel, ladies? 😂📱 #DreamsDontLie"
5 months ago
Share →: I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟
5 months ago
Share →: The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my phone has commitment issues with its facial recognition 📱🙄 Maybe I should take it out on a date and see if it changes its tune! 💔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄
5 months ago
Share →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Commentary:
Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes