27 Funny phones quotes

• When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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  37 minutes ago

  box, breakfast, cereal, cereal box, childhood, humor, i, just, kid, nostalgia, phone, phones, read, reading, tablet, technology

• Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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  14 hours ago

  addiction, around, day, glass, humor, just, life, modern, modern life, phone, phones, screen, sit, smartphone, tapping, technology, wild

• We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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  1 day ago

  before, humor, irony, life, nostalgia, phone, phones, remind, technology, us, video, videos, watch

• They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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  1 day ago

  album, commentary, conspiracy, Epstein, humor, list, music, phone, phones, send, should, social, social commentary, u2, U2 album

• Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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  1 week ago

  air, before, bored, boredom, cell, cell phone, entertainment, flip, game, nickel, nostalgia, old fashioned, over, pastime, phone, phones, public

• People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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  2 weeks ago

  6, daily, daily routine, day, entertainment, every, habit, hours, humor, irony, movie, people, phone, phones, routine, screen, screen time, scroll, time, watch, watching, watching habit, wonder

• Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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  1 month ago

  anyone, blast, concern, dad, distraction, else, family, father, full, habit, house, humor, just, loud, phone, phones, video, videos, volume, watch

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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  2 months ago

  always, Anglo, answer, contacts, electric, humor, i, just, landlord, Mike, name, names, phone, phone contacts, phones, realization, surname

• The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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  2 months ago

  90s, call, common, common sense, etiquette, horror, horror movy, humor, modern, modern technology, movy, number, numbers, phone, phone call, phone etiquette, phones, scream, sense, technology, unknown, unknown number

• I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, digital, digital life, humor, i, life, media, need, number, phone, phones, privacy, social, social media, technology

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