25 Funny phones quotes

• Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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  2 weeks ago

  anyone, blast, concern, dad, distraction, else, family, father, full, habit, house, humor, just, loud, phone, phones, video, videos, volume, watch

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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  1 month ago

  always, Anglo, answer, contacts, electric, humor, i, just, landlord, Mike, name, names, phone, phone contacts, phones, realization, surname

• The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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  2 months ago

  90s, call, common, common sense, etiquette, horror, horror movy, humor, modern, modern technology, movy, number, numbers, phone, phone call, phone etiquette, phones, scream, sense, technology, unknown, unknown number

• I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, digital, digital life, humor, i, life, media, need, number, phone, phones, privacy, social, social media, technology

• Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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  2 months ago

  babe, couch, couple, everyday, everyday life, humor, ignore, lay, lazy, life, phone, phones, play, relationship, together

• When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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  2 months ago

  dependency, free, freedom, humor, irony, people, phones, technology, tether, wireless, wires

• There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, behavior, car, cars, dependence, distraction, epidemic, funny observation, just, life, observation, parked, parked car, people, phone, phone addiction, phones, social, social behavior, staring, technology, technology dependence, urban, urban life

• I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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  2 months ago

  fun, gathering, humor, invite, later, party, people, phones, social, stare, want

• The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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  2 months ago

  dream, dreams, female, find out, humor, phone, phones, relationship

• I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, baby, baby Jesus, Christmas, humor, i, Jesus, just, looking, man, men, Nativity, phone, phones, scene, set, technology, waiting, wise, Wise Man

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