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32 Funny pick quotes

Funny pick quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day! 😂 Whether you’re choosing the best meme, the ultimate pun, or just a clever one-liner, these witty gems will have you chuckling in no time. 🤪 Ready to brighten your feed and share some laughs? Let’s dive into a collection that’s as clever as it is hilarious! 🎉✨

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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