33 Funny pick quotes

Funny pick quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day! 😂 Whether you’re choosing the best meme, the ultimate pun, or just a clever one-liner, these witty gems will have you chuckling in no time. 🤪 Ready to brighten your feed and share some laughs? Let’s dive into a collection that’s as clever as it is hilarious! 🎉✨

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃‍♂️💨

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Sounds like my phone and I are stuck in a never-ending game of hot potato! 📱🤣🔥

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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The ultimate cold workout: ice cube dodgeball! 🧊🏃‍♂️😂

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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Dropping it is the easy part—retrieving it? That's where the real workout happens! 😂🙌🔥

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️✈️😄

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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"Sure, let's give the robots jobs that don't require rhyming skills—ocean cleanup instead of crafting haikus! 🌊🤖🗑️ #RobotsOnTheJob"

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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"Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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"Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"