26 Funny pick quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

  Commentary:
  Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

  Commentary:
  Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️✈️😄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let's give the robots jobs that don't require rhyming skills—ocean cleanup instead of crafting haikus! 🌊🤖🗑️ #RobotsOnTheJob"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

  Commentary:
  "Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

  Commentary:
  When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'tallest = truth-teller' strategy. It's a tried and true method in a world full of fibbers! 🤥🤔 Just remember, be sure to check if their stories measure up to the competition! 📏😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷‍♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

  Commentary:
  🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion

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