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Funny pool quotes

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

1 month ago

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

2 months ago

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

3 months ago

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

3 months ago

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

3 months ago

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

3 months ago

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

3 months ago

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

3 months ago