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Funny pool quotes

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025