18 Funny pool quotes

• Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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  1 day ago

  bend, bending, bending over, humor, invention, men, over, pool, pool table, table, tables, watch

• I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

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  2 weeks ago

  drowning, humor, i, irony, missed, pool, suburban, swimming, swimming pool, tragedy, young, youth

• If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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  2 months ago

  chaos, contestant, contestants, course, drunk, every, forever, humor, i, island, life, love, Love Island, party, pool, reality, reality show, show, wasted

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, anyone, beautiful, drama, fight, fighting, fun, fun activity, giant, got, i, island, just, love, Love Island, mermaid, playing, pool, reality, reality show, relaxation, show, starting, swimming, time, using, whole

• My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, family, family joke, gene, genetics, humor, joke, pool, poor, poverty, sarcasm, too, whiskey

• Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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  2 months ago

  always, fun, humor, kind, kindness, know, never, pool, social, surprise, unexpected

• “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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  2 months ago

  date, dating, drainage, expectations, humor, optimism, optimistic, pool, relationships

• Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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  2 months ago

  beer, beverage, big, humor, joke, knows, lady, letting, me, missing, next, pool, pregnancy, pregnant, relaxation, social, summer, taking

• Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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  2 months ago

  activity, catch, catch up, day, friend, fun, fun activity, heat, hottest, hottest day, interest, pool, socializing, summer, year

• Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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  2 months ago

  activity, everyone, fun, humor, pool, rule, safety, watch, words

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