Funny quotes preparation

17 Funny preparation quotes

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

1 month ago

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

1 month ago

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

3 months ago

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

3 months ago

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

3 months ago

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

3 months ago

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

3 months ago

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

3 months ago

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

3 months ago

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

3 months ago

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

3 months ago

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

3 months ago

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

3 months ago

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

3 months ago

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

3 months ago

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

3 months ago

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

3 months ago