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6 months ago
Share →: Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Commentary:
"Surround yourself with friends who are so prepared, they know the restaurant menu better than the chef! 🍽️🤓 #GoogleGourmets #PreparedPartners"
6 months ago
Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Commentary:
"Solid advice! You don't want to be caught trying to make a quick getaway in slippery flip-flops 🩴 when the bank teller asks for your shoe size instead of your account number. Safety first, fashion second! 💰🏃‍♂️💃"
6 months ago
Share →: The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Commentary:
"Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"
6 months ago
Share →: I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Commentary:
Looks like your closet is ready for a philosophical debate! 🤔 Maybe it's time to break out that "existential crisis chic" outfit you've been saving for the perfect occasion! Who knew Nietzsche had insight into both philosophy and fashion dilemmas? Time to show that closet who's boss and strut your stuff on that date! 💃🕺
6 months ago
Share →: I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's priorities are clearly in order! 🥛🐱 Canceling milk delivery is serious business when WWIII is looming, but protecting the cat is non-negotiable. Gotta love a feline's survival instincts, they always know when it's time to hunker down! 😄🌏💥
6 months ago
Share →: It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Commentary:
"Getting ready is a skillful balancing act between mastering the art of procrastination for 45 minutes 💤 and then channeling your inner superhero for the mad dash in the final 15 minutes 🏃‍♀️⏰. Welcome to the magic show of 'how to transform from a sleepy sloth to a stylish ninja' in 60 minutes!"
6 months ago
Share →: As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"
6 months ago
Share →: Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Commentary:
"Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! 🦈🏖️ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"
6 months ago
Share →: Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"