31 Funny preparation quotes

• I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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  4 weeks ago

  2, 30, cleaning, hate, housework, humor, i, minutes, over, people, preparation, procrastination, threaten, time

• Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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  1 month ago

  artwork, comment, fridge, humor, kid, kids, mean, mean comment, media, parenting, preparation, social, social media, writing

• Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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  1 month ago

  12, business, business days, days, humor, me, nobody, outfit, parenting, preparation, put, snow, snow outfit, struggle, toddler, told, winter

• I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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  1 month ago

  aluminum, aluminum foil, bet, cooking, feels, foil, food, funny observation, good, humor, i, observation, oiling, potato, preparation, wrapping

• Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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  1 month ago

  1, 50, activity, after, age, age humor, calling, floor, floor activity, gift, gift wrapping, gifts, help, holiday, holiday preparation, holiday spirit, humor, preparation, spirit, stand, standing, standing up, struggle, wrapping

• Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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  1 month ago

  ask, before, call, communication, family, holiday, humor, little, paper, password, preparation, Thanksgiving, time, wifi

• Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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  1 month ago

  absurdity, conflict, fight, fitted, fitted sheet, humor, irony, knife, knife fight, preparation, sheet, unexpected

• Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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  1 month ago

  dining, friends, Google, humor, menu, people, preparation, restaurant, social, yourself

• When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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  1 month ago

  activity, adventure, climbing, humor, important, mountain, mountain climbing, outdoor, outdoor activity, preparation, remember, reminder

• If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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  1 month ago

  advice, bank, bank robbery, code, dangerous, dangerous situation, dress, dress code, example, flip flops, going, humor, preparation, robbery, safety, situation, think, wear

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