11 Funny private quotes

• I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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  2 months ago

  alone, car, good, humor, i, moment, people, performance, private, private moment, self-expression, shower, sing, singing, wish

• Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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  2 months ago

  camera, definitely, force, having, humor, keep, life, low quality, low-quality camera, photography, privacy, private, technology

• No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, even, humor, identity, knows, me, mystery, private, self-awareness, unknown

• Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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  2 months ago

  communication, DM, DMs, dominance, finds, hope, humor, i, interaction, message, online, private, sarcasm, social, social interaction, starting, texting, well

• Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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  2 months ago

  bezos, contrast, cup, fly, humor, i, jeff, Jeff Bezos, jet, jets, lid, lids, luxury, private, private jet, recycling, Venice, wedding, yoghurt, yoghurt lid

• Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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  2 months ago

  20, account, exclusivity, followers, girl, girls, hot, hot girl, humor, Instagram, media, private, private account, social, social media

• I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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  2 months ago

  dumping, except, health, humor, media, mental, mental health, oversharing, person, private, private person, public, social, social media, trauma, trauma dumping

• The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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  2 months ago

  being, book, details, dumb, dumb shit, humor, important, important details, life, open, open book, overshare, people, person, private, private person, secret, shit, tell, think

• I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, humor, i, jet, private, private jet, slow, speed, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, think, travel, understand, wordplay

• Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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  2 months ago

  disrespect, humor, identical, just, keep, lifestyle, private, public, saw, together, twins

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