Funny private quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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