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Funny private quotes

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

3 months ago

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

3 months ago

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

3 months ago

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

3 months ago