28 Funny quit quotes

• Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, before, Christmas, communication, email, ghost, holiday, humor, me, much, need, quit

• Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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  2 months ago

  animal, encouragement, every, horse, horses, humor, i, motivation, perseverance, quit, remember, stop, time

• My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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  2 months ago

  9, around, estimate, going, home, humor, i, job, jobs, money, night, plan, quit, relationship, run, tonight, travel, well, wife

• My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, boring, humor, quit, self-deprecation, shadow, too

• I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, boxing, competition, face, face punch, humor, i, joke, me, moment, opponent, punch, quit, quitting, sarcastic, sports, too

• I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, change, changing, changing name, city, different, ever, exaggeration, humor, i, move, moving, name, quit, quitting, say, toilet, work

• To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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  2 months ago

  30, 30-30, 30-30 rule, after, avoid, balance, burnout, disappear, escape, humor, job, minutes, mountain, quit, relief, retirement, rule, stress, stress relief, work, work life, work-life balance

• Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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  2 months ago

  advice, ask, career, going, humor, job, just, me, quit, quitting, quitting job, sarcasm, tell, work, work advice, workplace

• Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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  2 months ago

  activity, decision, focus, fun, fun activity, humor, job, leisure, quit, quitting, summer

• Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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  2 months ago

  back, drama, everyone, hours, humor, just, media, quit, return, separation, social, social media, trial

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