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26 Funny quit quotes

Funny quit quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of giving up 😂✌️ Whether you’re walking away from a bad day, a tough job, or just a stubborn habit, these witty gems will keep you laughing through the exit 🚪🤣 Ready to embrace quitting with a smile and a wink? Let’s dive into some chuckle-worthy wisdom that proves sometimes quitting is the best move! 😜🔥

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Posted onFeb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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