21 Funny quit quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a knockout decision! 🥴🥊🙌

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

  Commentary:
  "So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for career advice? I'm like a career GPS that only knows the 'Exit' route! 🚪👉😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

  Commentary:
  "Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a 'breakup' – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷‍♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

  Commentary:
  "Never quit, unless it's too hard… then maybe consider taking a break and having some ice cream instead 🍦💪😅 Keep pushing through, or at least until the remote control is just out of reach! 📺👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

  Commentary:
  "Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"

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