18 Funny recognition quotes

• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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  awkward, awkward moment, big, bonk, comparison, feels, funny comparison, hammer, head, moment, music, music recognition, public, recognition, same, Shazam, song, taking, yourself

• How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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  anonymity, avoidance, boundary, desire, desire to disappear, disappear, escaping, escaping recognition, i, interaction, longer, me, people, personal, personal boundary, privacy, recognition, social, social avoidance, social interaction, someone, unknown, want, wanting, wanting to be unknown

• Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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  animals, bird, birds, celebrity, humor, recognition, singing, well

• You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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  check, fun, humor, most, most played, music, played, recognition, self-love, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, wrapped, year

• Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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  authenticity, fake, humor, identity, lock, lock screen, media, people, recognition, screen, social, social media, technology

• The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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  date, facial, facial recognition, humor, i, irony, me, phone, phones, recognition, relationship, technology, think

• Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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  after, aspiration, day, fame, health, hospital, humor, irony, maybe, me, mental, mental health, recognition, school, self-deprecation, street

• I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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  adult, brave, doctor, doctors, give, hello, humor, i, kid, kids, know, only, recognition, reward, sticker, today

• A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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  dad, funny situation, humor, lineup, police, recognition, situation, sneeze

• Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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  glasses, humor, iPhone, lane, lois, Lois Lane, me, nickname, recognition, technology, vision

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