45 Funny said quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

  Commentary:
  That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌

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  3 days ago

  Share →: “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

  Commentary:
  When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩‍👧✋

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  6 days ago

  Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

  Commentary:
  R2D2 told me to beep-boop myself out of this conversation! 🤖😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

  Commentary:
  When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!

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  6 days ago

  Share →: “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

  Commentary:
  I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

  Commentary:
  When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

  Commentary:
  Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

  Commentary:
  Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

  Commentary:
  😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃‍♂️💨📞x

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