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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025
I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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