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Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Just landed via Snapchat:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Spotted on Slack:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Just landed via Messenger:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Just shared via YouTube:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Just landed via Telegram:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Just landed via Telegram:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Just landed via Slack:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Funny setting quotes bring a splash of humor to every scene 🎭✨ Whether it’s a cozy café or a wild adventure 🌍, these witty lines turn ordinary places into unforgettable moments 😂📍 Ready to brighten your day and spark some laughs? Dive into the world where settings aren’t just backgrounds—they’re the stars of the show! 🎉🤣

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1 week ago
Share →: Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Commentary:
Just tried, but my life settings menu glitched and only offers "Insane Mode"! 🎮😅✨
2 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Commentary:
"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"
4 months ago
Share →: Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Commentary:
"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"
6 months ago
Share →: When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"
6 months ago
Share →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘‍♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"
6 months ago
Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Commentary:
"Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"
6 months ago
Share →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Commentary:
"Introducing… 'Peter Pedestrian'! 🚶‍♂️🇬🇧 Watch as our hero tackles the daily challenge of walking through picturesque cobblestone streets and dodging mischievous sheep instead of swinging through skyscrapers. Villains, beware – this friendly neighborhood walker is always one step ahead… quite literally!"

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Slack:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Live now on YouTube:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Shared recently on Slack:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Shared recently on Slack:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Seen just now on Slack:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Broadcasted on Discord:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Going viral on WeChat:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Just landed via WeChat:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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