Funny setting quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘‍♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

  Commentary:
  "Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… 'Peter Pedestrian'! 🚶‍♂️🇬🇧 Watch as our hero tackles the daily challenge of walking through picturesque cobblestone streets and dodging mischievous sheep instead of swinging through skyscrapers. Villains, beware – this friendly neighborhood walker is always one step ahead… quite literally!"

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