Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"
Funny setting quotes
Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"
Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.
Commentary:
"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅♂️😂"
Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
Commentary:
"Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"
Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
Commentary:
"Introducing… 'Peter Pedestrian'! 🚶♂️🇬🇧 Watch as our hero tackles the daily challenge of walking through picturesque cobblestone streets and dodging mischievous sheep instead of swinging through skyscrapers. Villains, beware – this friendly neighborhood walker is always one step ahead… quite literally!"
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
Commentary:
"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"