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Funny setting quotes

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

4 weeks ago

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

3 months ago

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

3 months ago

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

3 months ago

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

3 months ago

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

3 months ago