108 Funny snack quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said midnight snacks are a sin clearly hasn't been to the fridge after dark 🌙💡🍕 Let there be light, and let there be snacks!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

  Commentary:
  "Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴‍♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

  Commentary:
  It seems Washington is really focused on the important issues here – tackling the age-old problem of messy everything bagels! Perhaps his plan involves implementing tiny bagel bibs or creating a special bagel-eating etiquette course for all citizens. Either way, it's clear that Washington has his priorities straight when it comes to the most pressing matters of our time!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa had to switch gears from wrangling reindeer to wrangling cookies! 🍪🤠 Maybe the cowboy got lost while searching for the perfect pair of cookie-crumb spurs! 🤣🍪🤠 Remember folks, never leave a trail of cookies for a cowboy unless you're ready for a wild west cookie showdown! 🍪🌵🤠

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