34 Funny special quotes

• Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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  11 hours ago

  communication, deaf, family, girlfriend, humor, loud, misunderstanding, mum, need, needs, relationship, slow, speak, special, special need, told

• I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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  13 hours ago

  attitude, condescending, condescending tone, humor, i, myself, same, sarcasm, self-talk, special, talk, tone

• It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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  16 hours ago

  actually, behavior, better, cheaper, consumer, consumer behavior, crazy, diamond, diamonds, ethics, grow, humor, irony, people, price, quality, real, real diamond, special, still, suffering, synthetic, synthetic diamond, thanks, thing, value

• Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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  18 hours ago

  buy, cake, celebration, food, humor, indulgence, just, need, purchase, reason, remember, special, treat

• Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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  21 hours ago

  appearance, boy, cutting, everyone, hair, haircut, hairstyle, humor, nickname, office, special, teasing, thing, treats, work, worst

• No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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  2 days ago

  affection, flaw, friend, friendship, humor, i, keep, love, making, me, mistake, old, old friend, personal, personal flaw, repetition, special, special mistake, understand

• There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

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  6 days ago

  cut, cut and paste, design, designer, field, frustration, hell, humor, password, password field, paste, place, special, usability, user, user frustration, web, web design, website, website designer

• Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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  3 weeks ago

  brother, card, Christmas, exchange, gift, gift card, gift exchange, give, holiday, holiday humor, humor, i, me, special, time

• Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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  3 weeks ago

  congratulations, getting, humor, light, red, red light, sarcasm, special, traffic

• Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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  2 months ago

  actually, artist, daily, daily habit, day, exaggeration, habit, i, listen, listening, literally, me, music, never, special, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, streaming, talent, telling, times, wrapped

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