19 Funny special quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

  Commentary:
  "If concert tickets reflected your love, I'd be paying in hugs and snacks! 🎟️❤️🍿🎶"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your heart’s got a *sweet* spot for cholesterol—literally! 💓🍕 Maybe it’s time to give that “special place” a little love by lowering those levels. After all, heart health > heart-shaped cakes! 😄🩺

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they could call it the 'OMG Lane' – for those who can't resist the urge to LMAO while driving! 📱🚗😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage is like having a permanent 'annoyance buddy' for life. It's a unique bond where you get to irritate each other in the most loving way possible. Who knew annoyance could be so endearing?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

  Commentary:
  "Well, if it does, I hope the password is 'eternaldamnation123'! 🤣🔥📶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you need a reason to celebrate? 🍷 Make Wednesday feel like the weekend with a cold bottle of wine ready to go! Cheers to turning hump day into cheers day! 🎉 #WineWednesday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷‍♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"

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