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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.
Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.
Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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1 month ago
Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"
1 month ago
Share →: If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Commentary:
"Forget counting sheep—I'm signing autographs! 🏆🐑😴"
2 months ago
Share →: Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Commentary:
"Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport… because I always win the gold medal in 'The Silent Olympics'! 🥇 Shh… Sometimes it's just more fun to spectate in the chaos 💬🤫"
3 months ago
Share →: Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation of a soccer player – from grungy to gorgeous, in a matter of seconds! It's like a high-stakes version of 'Extreme Makeover: Pitch Edition'! 💁‍♂️✨⚽️"
4 months ago
Share →: Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Commentary:
"Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It's like stepping into someone else's world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Commentary:
"Fore! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ Who needs skill when you've got an abundance of balls? Just remember to aim for the fairway, not the water hazard! 😅🏌️‍♂️ #GolfingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Commentary:
"Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators"
5 months ago
Share →: “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone takes their pool game very seriously! 🎱 Who needs a lucky charm when you've got a favorite hole, right? 😄 Keep sinking those balls like a pro!"
5 months ago
Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Commentary:
"Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Commentary:
Limbo: where the lower you go, the higher you soar! 🕺🏽 Who knew failing miserably could be so uplifting? Keep aiming for rock bottom to reach the top – it's a limbo paradox! 🌟