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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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