33 Funny sport quotes

• Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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  2 weeks ago

  figure, figure skating, humor, i, ice, ice rink, joke, medalist, niche, niche sport, Olympic, Olympic medalist, rink, skating, sometimes, sport, sport joke, walk

• Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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  4 weeks ago

  challenge, control, emotion, emotion control, emotions, extreme, extreme sport, humor, menstruation, mood, mood swings, period, sport, swings, while

• Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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  2 months ago

  buy, definitely, ever, fun, happiness, humor, jet, jet ski, joy, luxury, money, person, sad, seen, ski, sport, sure, water, water sport

• We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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  2 months ago

  able, activity, bar, drink, gender, gender role, humor, island, love, Love Island, men, party, role, should, show, social, social activity, sport, sports, television, television show, watch, watching, watching party

• There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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  2 months ago

  another, fencing, guys, humorous, joke, kiss, kissing, playful, romantic, should, sport, trying, variant

• I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, animal, Australia, before, boxing, challenge, eat, fight, humor, i, kangaroo, ring, should, sport, think, three

• Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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  2 months ago

  bra, daily, daily life, exercise, fashion, getting, health, humor, life, looks, professional, relatable, should, sport, sports, sports bra, women, women’s, women’s health

• If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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  2 months ago

  deals, endorsement, humor, ID, insomnia, joke, sleep, sport

• Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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  2 months ago

  activity, being, favorite, full, humor, introvert, loud, people, quiet, room, social, sport

• Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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  2 months ago

  activity, beautiful, boy, dirty, humor, i, love, new, place, replacement, sign, soccer, sport, sweaty

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