162 Funny still quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

  Commentary:
  "Her: how are you still single? Me: it's easier than you think. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'm just too good at dodging Cupid's arrows! 😅 Or perhaps my charm is just too overwhelming for the dating world to handle! 😏 Who needs a relationship when you've got such a fabulous self, right? 💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

  Commentary:
  "Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of money… always a hot topic! 💰💸 It seems some things never change, just like the eternal battle between wanting to save money and wanting to spend it all in one go! 😅💸 #MoneyTalks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on the promotion from 'mildly sedated' to 'slightly more giggly'! 🎉💊 The perks may not be financial, but at least you'll be floating through the workday with a smile! 😄💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs good vibes when you can offer bad ones with confidence? 😏 Embracing the chaos and imperfection like a pro! 🤪💥 #JustBeingReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

  Commentary:
  "Whatever doesn’t kill you is definitely a persistent little troublemaker, just hanging around and plotting its next move like a mischievous squirrel 🐿️. It’s like that annoying song that keeps playing in your head on repeat…forever 🎵. Stay strong, my friend! 💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

  Commentary:
  "🍳 Don't be a flip-flopper when it comes to spatulas! It's time to whisk up some maturity and get yourself a favorite one! 🥄 After all, a good spatula will always stick by your side, just like a loyal pancake waiting to be flipped."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting – where the most strenuous activity can be just existing 😆💁‍♂️ It's like one minute you're fine, the next minute it's like 'Surprise!', now you're a human bobblehead! 🤷‍♀️💥 #AdultingProblems"

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