51 Funny stress relief quotes

• I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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• Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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  1 week ago

  health, humor, joy, lead, media, mental, mental health, news, optimism, positivity, relief, security, sense, stress, stress relief, warning, watching

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  anxiety, distraction, feeling, geopolitics, global, humor, information, internet, little, media, much, phone, relief, remember, scroll, scrolling, smartphone, spend, state, stress, stress relief, time

• Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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  1 week ago

  adventure, chaotic, chaotic morning, coffee, craving, cut, exaggerated, exaggerated craving, humor, i, machete, maniac, morning, need, relief, stress, stress relief, through, today, woods

• Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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• Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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  apparently, balls, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, relief, stress, stress balls, stress relief, throwing, workplace

• With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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  better, cat, comfort, companionship, deal, humor, lap, pet, relaxation, relief, stress, stress relief

• Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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  anger, chair, comedy, coping, coping mechanism, emotional, emotional regulation, forced, frustration, humor, mechanism, okay, patience, regulation, relief, say, self-control, stress, stress relief, throwing

• I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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  business, career, career change, change, half, hogan, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, i, job, job search, looking, mean, motivation, new, relief, ripping, search, shirt, shirt ripping, short, story, stress, stress relief, workplace, workplace humor

• I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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  1 week ago

  body, body crack, body joke, chiropractor, crack, glow, glow stick, humor, i, joke, playful, relaxation, relief, stick, stress, stress relief, want

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