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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say β€œit makes sense that you would think that”.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying β€œI think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, β€œBefore you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says β€œBe your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying β€œsteam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Breaking via Telegram:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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