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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.
I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.
Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).
Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Commentary:
"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"
1 month ago
Share →: I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Commentary:
"When they start offering booster shots for that, I’m signing up for a lifetime supply! 💉🤔😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
1 month ago
Share →: Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Commentary:
When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼
1 month ago
Share →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'make everyone mad and see who sticks around' strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended"
1 month ago
Share →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Commentary:
"BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀"
1 month ago
Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"
1 month ago
Share →: Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like some quality time in the meditation cage to 'zen' out… or is it 'zoo' out? 🧘‍♂️🦁"
1 month ago
Share →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Commentary:
"Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"
1 month ago
Share →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Commentary:
"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"