18 Funny sweet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, December, the grand finale of the year! 🎉 Here's hoping it's a sweet ending and not a plot twist nobody saw coming! 🍭✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some purr-sonality – a delightful blend of annoyance and sweetness! 🐱😆 Reminds me of that cat who always knocks things off the shelf but then nuzzles up for cuddles just when you're ready to lose your mind! 😼💕 No doubt, you're the full package – like a purr-fectly imperfect feline friend! 🐾✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

  Commentary:
  "Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

  Commentary:
  "Give me cake, or give me a fork! 🍰🍴 Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Raisins and grandmas have something in common – they both have wrinkles and are still sweet! 🍇👵 Who knew nature's snacks and aging gracefully had so much in common? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bittersweet truth of toothache and heartache! 🦷💔 Who knew that indulging in something sweet could lead to such different types of pain? It seems like both our teeth and our hearts have a sweet tooth! 🍬😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real sweet tooth over here! 😂🍭 Who needs cookies when you've got such a sweet personality, am I right? Own that sweetness, sugar! 💁‍♂️🍬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Life advice from the fruit kingdom! 🍍👑 Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts…and a little bit of sass on the outside never hurts either! 😎🍍 #PineappleGoals"

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