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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.
Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.
“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.
There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Commentary:
"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Commentary:
"Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Commentary:
"Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"
4 weeks ago
Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Commentary:
"When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂
1 month ago
Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Commentary:
"When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦‍♂️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"
2 months ago
Share →: I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Commentary:
"I may regret the megabytes I've wasted, but I'll always cherish the memories of those adorable cat videos 🐱💻 #PrioritiesInCheck"
3 months ago
Share →: Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Commentary:
"Trying to savor the flavor of ribs but instead getting a mouthful of disappointment 🍖🚫👅 #FalseAdvertisingFail"
3 months ago
Share →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Commentary:
"Oh, the joy of having a music taste that's as unpredictable as the weather forecast! 🎶 One minute you're the DJ hero, introducing everyone to hidden gems, and the next you're the embarrassed party-goer praying no one finds out about your guilty pleasure playlists. 🙈 Who knew musical rollercoasters could be this entertaining! 🎵😄 #MusicalWhiplash"