64 Funny taste quotes

• I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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  1 minute ago

  emotion, i, jealous, jealousy, music, only, personal, personal taste, playing, someone, song, taste, thought, uniqueness

• Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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  3 hours ago

  adult, brain, coffee, drink, even, functioning, functioning adult, humor, i, just, me, taste, thinking, trick, tricks, work

• I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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  4 hours ago

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• Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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  9 hours ago

  actually, cooking, food, fried, frying, good, humor, pretty, taste, vegetable, vegetables

• I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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  15 hours ago

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• Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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  19 hours ago

  actually, fact, fun, fun fact, humor, intelligence, intelligence level, level, music, music taste, person, psychology, taste, tell

• Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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  19 hours ago

  alcohol, apple, apple juice, drink, fruit, fruit juice, humor, juice, shy, taste, too, wants

• My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, beverage, drink, flaw, humor, i, lemonade, perseverance, specialty, specialty drink, taste, taste test, test, try

• Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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  1 month ago

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• You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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  1 month ago

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