57 Funny taste quotes — Wordgag ツ

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

2 days ago2 days ago

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

5 days ago4 days ago

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

1 month ago1 month ago

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

2 months ago2 months ago

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

2 months ago2 months ago

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

2 months ago2 months ago

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

2 months ago2 months ago

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

2 months ago2 months ago

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

2 months ago2 months ago

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

2 months ago2 months ago

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

3 months ago3 months ago

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

3 months ago3 months ago

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

3 months ago3 months ago

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

3 months ago3 months ago

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

3 months ago3 months ago

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

3 months ago3 months ago