63 Funny taste quotes

• Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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  1 week ago

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• You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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  2 weeks ago

  actual, always, bad, bad music, behavior, criticism, ever, fan, fan behavior, fans, focus, meaning, music, music criticism, music fan, music taste, notice, song, song meaning, songs, taste, worst

• Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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  1 month ago

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• Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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  2 months ago

  breakfast, disgusting, eating, filling, food, healthy, healthy eating, high, high protein, only, plain, powder, protein, protein powder, taste, yogurt

• Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, drink, humor, juice, know, next, party, taste, thing, tipsy, tricky, walk, walking

• Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad relationship, dating, Facebook, Facebook memory, humor, i, life, love, love life, majority, me, memory, men, regret, relationship, taste, thank

• This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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  2 months ago

  dieting, fat, food, humor, ID, salad, sarcasm, taste, weight

• I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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  2 months ago

  believe, cauliflower, food, i, love, people, realization, say, surprise, taste, vegetable, why

• My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, buy, expensive, expensive taste, humor, own, parenting, someone, taste, teenager, teenager humor, toothpaste

• Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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  2 months ago

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