37 Funny taste quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.
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  1 week ago

  View →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.
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  1 week ago

  View →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.
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  1 week ago

  View →: Salt is just angry sugar.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.
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  4 months ago

  View →: This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife has the worst taste in men.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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