Funny quotes taste

31 Funny taste quotes

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

1 month ago

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

1 month ago

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

2 months ago

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

3 months ago

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

3 months ago

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

3 months ago

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

3 months ago

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

3 months ago

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

3 months ago

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

3 months ago

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

3 months ago

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

3 months ago

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

3 months ago

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

3 months ago

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

3 months ago

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

3 months ago

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

3 months ago

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

3 months ago

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

3 months ago

My wife has the worst taste in men.

3 months ago