120 Funny thought quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

  Commentary:
  "At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

  Commentary:
  🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

  Commentary:
  "Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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  Commentary:
  "Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

  Commentary:
  "I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷‍♂️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

  Commentary:
  "🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when my superpower was 'argue-man-tation' 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear 'logic-repellent' like it's perfume! 😂🌀"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. 😜👀"

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