25 Funny throwing quotes

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

• You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

  ---

  1

  2 months ago

  boyfriend, breakup, humor, relationship, stuff, throw, throwing, window, woman, women

• The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  accuracy, accurate, bible, close, close range, humor, joke, range, sarcasm, throwing

• Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  apparently, balls, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, relief, stress, stress balls, stress relief, throwing, workplace

• Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  anger, chair, comedy, coping, coping mechanism, emotional, emotional regulation, forced, frustration, humor, mechanism, okay, patience, regulation, relief, say, self-control, stress, stress relief, throwing

• I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  age, am, away, box, clutter, decision making, hoarding, humor, i, nice, perspective, question, sentimentality, storage, throwing, where

• Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why

• Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  activity, fun, fun activity, humor, humor quote, joke, lamps, lighten, lighten up, need, normalize, people, sarcasm, throwing

• I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  chair, chaos, childhood, cup, high, high chair, humor, independence, just, parenting, power, sippy, sippy cup, throwing, toddler

• Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  caffeine, chair, coffee, drinking, frowned, frowned upon, frustration, humor, people, relief, stress, stress relief, throwing, throwing chair, upon

All funny throwing quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌