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16 Funny throwing quotes

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025