18 Funny throwing quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

  Commentary:
  "Just trying to illuminate the situation, one lamp at a time! 🕯️💡😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… looks like someone just discovered the true purpose of a stress ball! 😂🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! #StressReliefGoneWrong

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

  Commentary:
  ☕️ "Sipping on that coffee like a civilized adult because trust me, throwing chairs is so last season! 😝 Who knew caffeine could prevent a potential furniture-throwing incident! Keep calm and drink coffee, folks!" ☕️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

  Commentary:
  "Having children is basically like being the president of a frat house – except you can't resign, the messes are smaller but smellier, and the parties never end. Cheers to parenthood, where sleep is a distant memory and throwing up is just another rite of passage!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

  Commentary:
  "If only our wishes had monetary value! 😂 Imagine the joy of being rich and literally **showered** in cash, but hey, maybe being left alone afterward is the real treasure 🤑💸 #FantasyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn't quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let's hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of "Tech-rrific Troubles" airs! 😅🔋

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