26 Funny throwing quotes — Wordgag ツ

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

1 month ago1 month ago

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

2 months ago2 months ago

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

2 months ago2 months ago

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

2 months ago2 months ago

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

2 months ago2 months ago

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

2 months ago2 months ago

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

3 months ago3 months ago

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

3 months ago3 months ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

5 months ago5 months ago

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

6 months ago

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Feb 25, 2025

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Feb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Jan 28, 2025

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Jan 24, 2025

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Jan 23, 2025