26 Funny throwing quotes

• Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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  12 hours ago

  exaggeration, fruit, giving, humor, lemon, lemons, life, me, situation, throwing, unexpected, unexpected situation, watermelon

• Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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  21 hours ago

  communication, email, emails, fun, humor, keep, language, office, throwing, today, vocabulary, wordplay, work, work email, writing

• You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, aging, banger, bar, bars, getting, know, music, nostalgia, old, play, radio, radio station, station, stations, supermarket, throwing

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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  2 months ago

  adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

• You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, breakup, humor, relationship, stuff, throw, throwing, window, woman, women

• The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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  2 months ago

  accuracy, accurate, bible, close, close range, humor, joke, range, sarcasm, throwing

• Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, balls, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, relief, stress, stress balls, stress relief, throwing, workplace

• Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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  2 months ago

  anger, chair, comedy, coping, coping mechanism, emotional, emotional regulation, forced, frustration, humor, mechanism, okay, patience, regulation, relief, say, self-control, stress, stress relief, throwing

• I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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  2 months ago

  age, am, away, box, clutter, decision making, hoarding, humor, i, nice, perspective, question, sentimentality, storage, throwing, where

• Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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  2 months ago

  back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why

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