897 Funny time quotes

Funny time quotes are perfect for those moments when time feels like it’s either moving way too fast or dragging on forever! ⏳😂 Whether it’s waiting for the weekend, losing track of hours, or wishing for “just five more minutes,” these quotes show how time can be both hilarious and frustrating. Tick-tock, let the laughs begin! 🕒😜

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Commentary:
Summer speeds by quicker than my motivation for dieting! 🍔⏳😅

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Commentary:
When your favorite IT moment is Ctrl + Alt + Escape! 🚪😂💼

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

Commentary:
Who knew I'd be partying like it's 1999… by going to bed at 9:00! 🎉🛌😴

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Commentary:
Time travelers are just jealous of our photos! 📸⏳😆

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Commentary:
Grocery lists are like boomerangs; mine just never come back! 🍌📝🛒

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Commentary:
Looks like God decided I'm not done simmering yet 🍳⛰️😄

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Commentary:
"Living my best life as a professional nothing-doer, thriving in solo mode! 🙃🛋️"

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Commentary:
When "Friday PM" stands for "Practically a Miracle 😇⏰," you know the weekend magic has kicked in! 🎉🥳

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

Commentary:
I hope my pager still works! 🚀💾🎧

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Commentary:
When your show ends and your life enters 'buffering mode' 🎬🤔📺