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Funny unknown quotes are the hidden gems πŸ’Ž of humor that sneak up and brighten your day with unexpected laughs πŸ˜‚. Perfect for sharing when you want to keep things light and quirky πŸŽ‰, these witty nuggets often fly under the radar but pack a punch πŸ’₯. Ready to discover some hilarious wisdom from mysterious minds? Let’s dive into the world of chuckles and surprises! 😜✨

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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