12 Funny unknown quotes

• Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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  4 hours ago

  humor, knows, met, never, psychology, secret, somewhere, therapist, unknown

• Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, confidence, having, humor, i, idea, imagine, interaction, me, negative, negative opinion, opinion, person, social, social interaction, stranger, unknown, unknown person

• Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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  1 month ago

  answering, call, cell, cell phone, communication, hitchhiker, humor, joke, number, phone, phone call, picking, safety, stranger, unexpected, unexpected call, unknown, unknown number

• How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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  1 month ago

  anonymity, avoidance, boundary, desire, desire to disappear, disappear, escaping, escaping recognition, i, interaction, longer, me, people, personal, personal boundary, privacy, recognition, social, social avoidance, social interaction, someone, unknown, want, wanting, wanting to be unknown

• No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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  1 month ago

  confusion, even, humor, identity, knows, me, mystery, private, self-awareness, unknown

• The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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  1 month ago

  90s, call, common, common sense, etiquette, horror, horror movy, humor, modern, modern technology, movy, number, numbers, phone, phone call, phone etiquette, phones, scream, sense, technology, unknown, unknown number

• Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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  1 month ago

  breathing, breathing competition, call, communication, competition, humor, interaction, me, number, numbers, patience, phone, phone call, sarcasm, social, social interaction, talk, unknown, unknown number, waiting, welcome

• She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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  1 month ago

  adventure, anthony, Anthony Bourdain, bourdain, calls, cooking, eat, food, foodie, humor, i, me, parts, playful, relationship, reservations, restaurant, restaurant humor, unknown

• The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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  1 month ago

  answer, being, calling, humor, i, number, people, phone, polls, reason, skepticism, trust, unknown, unknown number

• The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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  1 month ago

  activity, fun, fun activity, good, great, humor, instrument, knows, music, performance, playing, skill, talent, thing, trombone, unknown

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