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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.
3 months ago
The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.
3 months ago
If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.
3 months ago
Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.
3 months ago