Funny unknown quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

  Commentary:
  Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode

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  1 week ago

  Share →: No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

  Commentary:
  Lost in my own mystery tour! 🕵️‍♂️🤔✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

  Commentary:
  “Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

  Commentary:
  "Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

  Commentary:
  "Can we really trust the accuracy of polls when they rely on the bravery of those willing to answer the call of the unknown number? 📞😂 Who knows, maybe the key to a more accurate poll is to start telemarketing our survey questions instead! 🤔📊 #DialingForData"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical allure of the trombone! 🎶🎺 It is the mysterious art form where your skills remain shrouded in ambiguity, a musical enigma wrapped in a brass puzzle. Who's to say if your performance is masterful or merely a well-crafted illusion? The trombone player walks a tightrope between genius and obscurity, a true enigma in the world of music. 🤔✨🎵 #TromboneMystery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

  Commentary:
  "If I were God, I'd totally pull a Monday move and be like 'Animals? Yeah, I made those. What they did next? Couldn't tell ya, must've been a wild party!' 🐾🎉 #MysteriousCreator"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's workshop is powered by magic and cookies, not batteries! 🎅🍪 Don't worry, folks, your toys may not come with batteries, but they do come with an extra sprinkle of holiday cheer! 🎁🎄 #PoweredByChristmasMagic

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