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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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I am thick and tired.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Back to the Future and chill?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Trending via Instagram:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Live now on Pinterest:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Just landed via WeChat:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Trending via Discord:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Live now on Slack:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

26 Funny vibe quotes

Funny vibe quotes bring all the good laughs and positive energy you need to brighten your day! 😄✨ Whether you’re scrolling through your feed or sharing with friends, these witty gems 😂💬 are perfect for spreading smiles and good moods. Ready to boost your vibe and keep things lighthearted? Let the chuckles and good times roll! 🎉🔥

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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5 days ago

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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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2 weeks ago

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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3 weeks ago

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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2 months ago

apology, bro, feel, humor, i, iPhone, just, morning, next, right, sleep, software, technology, tonight, update, vibe, while
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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2 months ago

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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2 months ago

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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2 months ago

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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2 months ago

counter, eating, flamingo, kitchen, kitchen counter, standing, vibe, watermelon
I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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2 months ago

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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2 months ago

Halloween, humor, nature, spooky, spooky thing, spooky vibe, thing, vibe, wish, woods, world

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32 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

85 shares on X this month:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Going bananas on TikTok:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Seen just now on Discord:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Just shared via Threads:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Trending via YouTube:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Breaking via Facebook:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Shared recently on Messenger:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Shared recently on Reddit:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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