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Looks like it's time for the annual "Mom's Opinion Convention" to kick off! π Get ready for a weekend filled with expert advice on everything from cooking to relationships. ππ Remember, resistance is futile – just nod and smile! ππ©βπ§βπ¦ #MomKnowsBest
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- Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious⦠like, what was that?
- How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.
- Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!
- None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!
- Just a friendly reminder folks. Donβt forget to set back your rooster this weekend.
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- Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.
- They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.
- Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?
- What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.
- Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
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