102 Funny weight quotes

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  5 hours ago

  apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where

• I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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  1 week ago

  90, American, Americans, conversion, day, dramatic, dramatics, found, humor, i, just, kilogram, measurement, pound, weight

• The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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  3 weeks ago

  best, confidence, ever, humor, lose, loss, motivation, opinion, opinions, self, self-confidence, weight, weight loss, wisdom

• If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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  1 month ago

  coming, even, family, footsteps, humor, member, relationship, speed, stairs, tell, weight

• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  1 month ago

  couple, diet, humor, January, last, lose, loss, moment, new, new year resolution, passing, procrastination, realize, resolution, still, time, time passing, trying, weeks, weight, weight loss, year

• When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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  1 month ago

  appearance, body, designating, gain, humor, i, preference, should, weight, where

• I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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  1 month ago

  business, business teacher, education, fat, humor, i, irony, own, pe, PE teacher, physical, physical education, scam, school, teacher, weight

• Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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  1 month ago

  clothing, clothing review, fashion, girl, girls, going, heaven, height, humor, leave, online, online shopping, review, reviews, shopping, size, weight

• Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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  1 month ago

  body, corporate, expensive, feels, fragrance, full, humor, office, perfume, scent, setting, should, under, waste, weight, work

• Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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  1 month ago

  1900s, accidentally, calorie, calorie deficit, deficit, diet, everyone, food, humor, i, knows, loss, mistake, old fashioned, old-fashioned phrase, phrase, said, weight, weight loss

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