106 Funny weight quotes

• Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

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  drug, drugs, empty, empty gym, fitness, gym, humor, loss, weight, weight loss

• Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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  90, being, body, body temperature, cold, dieting, humor, losing, loss, temperature, time, weight, weight loss

• My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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• When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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  cat, cats, certain, change, dog, dogs, flower, flowers, humor, media, notice, picture, pictures, profile, profile picture, social, social media, stereotype, weight, woman, women

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where

• I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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  90, American, Americans, conversion, day, dramatic, dramatics, found, humor, i, just, kilogram, measurement, pound, weight

• The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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  best, confidence, ever, humor, lose, loss, motivation, opinion, opinions, self, self-confidence, weight, weight loss, wisdom

• If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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  coming, even, family, footsteps, humor, member, relationship, speed, stairs, tell, weight

• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  couple, diet, humor, January, last, lose, loss, moment, new, new year resolution, passing, procrastination, realize, resolution, still, time, time passing, trying, weeks, weight, weight loss, year

• When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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  appearance, body, designating, gain, humor, i, preference, should, weight, where

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