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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Just shared via Messenger:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Making waves on WeChat:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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Funny where quotes pop up; they’re like surprise confetti for your brain! Ever found wisdom in your cereal or on a coffee cup sleeve? These quirky tidbits have a knack for appearing in the most unexpected places, turning mundane moments into mini epiphanies. Ready to embrace the randomness and giggle at life’s impromptu punchlines? Dive into the delightful chaos of spontaneous wisdom!

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Share →: This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion!
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Share →: The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list
3 days ago
Share →: I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics"
4 days ago
Share →: I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special!
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Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show!
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Share →: I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Just arrived at my destination: The Point. GPS signals lost, send snacks!
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Share →: I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Sounds like prime pajama time!
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Share →: My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't!
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Share →: I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact!
1 week ago
Share →: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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"Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. "

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Shared recently on Messenger:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Reported on Pinterest:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Just landed via Reddit:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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