326 Funny where quotes

• Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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  22 hours ago

  commentary, conversation, good, humor, library, need, people, place, places, quiet, quiet place, silence, social, social commentary, start, talk, where

• They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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  22 hours ago

  app, experience, frustration, invent, invention, media, refresh, should, social, social media, technology, timeline, Twitter, user, user experience, where

• I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

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  3 days ago

  bet, couple, feels, humor, i, incredible, irony, medieval, pain, rack, relief, seconds, sensation, stretcher, torture, where

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  4 days ago

  apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where

• My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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  5 days ago

  asking, before, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, family, holiday, live, mom, ornament, putting, tradition, tree, want, where

• My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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  6 days ago

  Christmas, Christmas Eve, eve, favorite, house, i, kid, kids, Santa, spotless, tell, tradition, where

• I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

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  1 week ago

  budgeting, finance, hate, humor, i, lose, math, me, money, personal, personal finance, self blame, spending, where

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  3 weeks ago

  back, busy, busy schedule, canceled, cancellation, circling, December, happening, humor, meeting, meetings, much, next, procrastination, schedule, too, where, why, work, year

• I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, asleep, fall, fall asleep, frisky, humor, movie, movie theater, relationship, theater, where

• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  3 weeks ago

  candy, dark, dark room, eating, humor, i, illegal, irony, liked, me, movie, movie theater, room, seeing, silence, snack, talk, theater, thought, where

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