337 Funny where quotes

• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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  11 hours ago

  anxiety, app, call, calls, communication, extrovert, humor, interaction, introvert, need, outsourcing, pay, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, social interaction, technology, where

• I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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  11 hours ago

  age, humor, i, self-reference, sentence, start, where

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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  12 hours ago

  every, forgot, forgot password, hit, humor, i, just, log, login, management, need, online, online security, password, password management, security, strategy, technology, time, website, websites, where

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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  12 hours ago

  app, apps, comparison, digital, digital struggle, frustration, funny comparison, got, haunted, haunted house, house, just, log, log out, memory, password, remember, struggle, technology, website, websites, where

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  12 hours ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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  13 hours ago

  again, age, believe, digital, digital age, fake, fake news, i, invention, literacy, live, media, media literacy, never, news, photo, skepticism, technology, timeline, trust, video, where

• Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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  14 hours ago

  casual, humor, independence, lifestyle, living, living solo, optional, pants, snack, snacks, solo, where

• They should invent a day where it all works out.

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  14 hours ago

  day, humor, invent, invention, life, luck, optimism, should, where, wish, works

• Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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  14 hours ago

  anything, communication, conversation, family, home, humor, listening, say, where

• Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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  15 hours ago

  5, five, five years, funny response, good, good listener, humor, interview, interview question, interviewer, job, job interview, job interviewer, listener, me, question, response, strength, time, where, year’s, yourself

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