23 Funny white quotes

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?
Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?
Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.
Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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5 months ago
Share →: Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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"Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you've got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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"Discovering the true meaning behind 'Suits' was a plot twist greater than any legal drama! 🔥😱👔 Who knew the power of a mere title could unleash such fiery emotions? Something tells me this revelation was a lawsuit waiting to happen! ⚖️😂 #MindBlown"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Ah, the good ol' days when rainbows were in black and white 🌈⚫⚪! Must have been quite the sight to see a grayscale spectrum stretching across the sky. It's like living in a world where Technicolor hadn't been invented yet! Time sure does bring some colorful changes, doesn't it? 😄🌧️
5 months ago
Share →: Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Looks like your immune system has a strict 'no smiles allowed' policy! 😄🦠 Don't worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"
5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Commentary:
"🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙‍♀️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of a sudden shower or the hum of a fan – truly the rockstars of the white noise world! 🌧️🎶 Who needs concert tickets when you've got raindrops and oscillating fans to serenade your ears? 😄🎤 #WhiteNoiseRocks"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Commentary:
Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries
5 months ago
Share →: Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of light-colored attire against the dark forces of coffee spills! ☕️👔 It seems like your morning brew has a mischievous streak today. Perhaps it's just trying to show its dark side in contrast to your pristine white shirt! Remember, coffee stains are just battle scars in the grand saga of morning rituals.💪😆
5 months ago
Share →: If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Ah, the classic case of "If you can't find a Matt, you're the Matt" situation! 🤔 It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, where's your Matt at?" 😅 Just remember, if you find yourself surrounded by non-Matts, well, you might just have to embrace your inner Mattness! 🧑🏻‍💼 #MattMystery