32 Funny window quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life: from wild nights to window gazing in a blink! 😂🪟🦉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs stairs when you can make a stylish escape? ☂️🇬🇧 Remember, gravity’s just a suggestion! 😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

  Commentary:
  "Surprise visits? More like surprise staring contests! 👀🏠😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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  Commentary:
  "When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

  Commentary:
  Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your computer is having a window overload! 🪟❄️ Maybe it's time to close some windows and give your poor device a breather. Remember, even computers need some fresh air sometimes! 😄🖥️ #WindowManagement101

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of the pre-power windows era – a common battle cry of 'back in my day' warriors. But hey, at least it built some serious forearm strength while giving the fingertips a workout! Don't ya just feel the nostalgia creeping in?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're taking the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part quite literally! Who needs direct messages when you have Taylor Swift blaring through the neighborhood? That's some next-level dedication to getting someone's attention – with a touch of musical finesse.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

  Commentary:
  "When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶‍♂️🔍"

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