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26 Funny window quotes

Funny window quotes offer a lighthearted take on one of the most overlooked elements of our homes! 🪟😂 From humorous observations about what’s outside to playful jabs at the quirks of window cleaning, these quotes provide a fresh perspective on the panes that let in our daily dose of sunshine. Whether you’re admiring the view or simply enjoying some indoor humor, these funny window quotes are sure to add a smile to your day. Enjoy the view with a side of laughter! 😄🌟

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

1 month ago

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

1 month ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

1 month ago

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

2 months ago

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

2 months ago

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

3 months ago

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

3 months ago

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

3 months ago

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

3 months ago

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

3 months ago

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

3 months ago

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

3 months ago

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

3 months ago

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

3 months ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

3 months ago

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

3 months ago

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

3 months ago

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

3 months ago

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

3 months ago

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

3 months ago