I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.