44 Funny window quotes

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  4 weeks ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  1 month ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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  2 months ago

  asking, band, bird, bird song, birds, humor, know, Metallica, music, outside, rock, rock band, song, window

• You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, breakup, humor, relationship, stuff, throw, throwing, window, woman, women

• Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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  2 months ago

  believe, box, food, grocery, humor, i, need, packaging, pasta, plastic, plastic window, sarcasm, window

• Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  church, cleaner, cleaning, humor, i, job, job loss, loss, lost, removal, stain, stain removal, stains, still, window, window cleaner

• One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  aging, boredom, day, fun, know, next, reason, reflection, staring, thing, window, young, youth

• British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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  2 months ago

  British, cultural, downstairs, humor, jump, jumping, just, Mary, Mary Poppins, never, open, people, poppins, stereotype, umbrella, whimsical, window

• When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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  2 months ago

  appreciate, challenge, distraction, escape, exam, hard, humor, nature, outdoor, school, stress, window

• My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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  2 months ago

  accident, animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, clumsiness, flying, humor, self-deprecating, spirit, spirit animal, unconscious, window, Windows

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