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Funny window quotes

Nov 2
Share →: Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.
Oct 17
Share →: Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.
Sep 30
Share →: I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.
Sep 22
Share →: I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.
Sep 22
Share →: My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
Sep 22
Share →: The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.
Sep 22
Share →: That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
Sep 22
Share →: I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.
Sep 22
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
Sep 22
Share →: You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.