44 Funny window quotes

• I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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  13 hours ago

  care, denial, home, honesty, humor, i, lying, said, standing, stubbornness, window

• Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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  16 hours ago

  everything, heroine, humor, midweek, novel, questioning, questions, reflection, stares, Wednesday, where, window

• My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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  18 hours ago

  accident, animal, bird, flying, humor, spirit, spirit animal, unconscious, window, Windows

• It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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  21 hours ago

  age, childhood, funny observation, lightning, matter, nostalgia, observation, old, sit, storm, thunder, watch, weather, window

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  2 months ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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  2 months ago

  asking, band, bird, bird song, birds, humor, know, Metallica, music, outside, rock, rock band, song, window

• You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, breakup, humor, relationship, stuff, throw, throwing, window, woman, women

• Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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  2 months ago

  believe, box, food, grocery, humor, i, need, packaging, pasta, plastic, plastic window, sarcasm, window

• Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  church, cleaner, cleaning, humor, i, job, job loss, loss, lost, removal, stain, stain removal, stains, still, window, window cleaner

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