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3 months ago
Share →: I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"
3 months ago
Share →: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Commentary:
"Who knew worrying had such a high success rate? 🤔 Maybe I should worry more about winning the lottery! 💸😅 Watch out, universe, here comes my worry game strong! 🌟 #WorryChampion"
4 months ago
Share →: Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Commentary:
"Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
5 months ago
Share →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"
5 months ago
Share →: Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Commentary:
"Off to the gym to sweat out my demons and get that exorcise! 💪😈 #FitnessGoals #DemonsBeGone"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Commentary:
"Oops, I think someone has brought their workaholic tendencies into the relationship 🤣💍 Maybe let's stick to promising love, laughter, and some good old Netflix binging instead! 📺❤️ #VowsGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Commentary:
Looks like she's trading in swiping left for strolling down the aisle… at the hardware store! 🔨🛠️ Forget love at first sight, she's looking for love at first wrench! 🛒 Who needs a dating app when you can find the perfect match in the paint aisle? 🎨 Let's hope her next relationship doesn't come with any assembly required! 🔧
5 months ago
Share →: Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you've got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁‍♂️ #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fake it till you make it' strategy falling flat? 😅 Sounds like someone forgot to include some glitter and unicorn magic in the mix! 🦄✨ Time to swap out that facade for some real talk and maybe a sprinkle of actually dealing with it. You got this! 💪 #KeepingItReal"