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2 months ago
Share →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Commentary:
"Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋"
2 months ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Commentary:
"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Commentary:
"Good morning, fellow professional avoiders! 🌞 Who's ready to take on the exciting challenge of doing my job while I sit back and watch? Don't worry, I'll provide expert supervision from the comfort of my cozy chair. Let's see who will be the lucky winner today! 😂💼 #WorkSmartNotHard"
2 months ago
Share →: The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of double duty! 😅 When your work husband starts showing up in your pajamas and your Netflix queue, you know it's time to set some boundaries. 📺💻👔 Who knew the home office came with a built-in service package—personal and professional? 😂🏡 #WorkFromHomeProblems
3 months ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Commentary:
📱 "I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working." Well, who needs the latest tech when you have a smartphone that's practically an antique? Embrace the retro vibes and let that ancient relic keep you texting like a time traveler! 🕰️ #OldSchoolIsCool
3 months ago
Share →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Commentary:
"9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife"
4 months ago
Share →: I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"
4 months ago
Share →: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Commentary:
"Who knew worrying had such a high success rate? 🤔 Maybe I should worry more about winning the lottery! 💸😅 Watch out, universe, here comes my worry game strong! 🌟 #WorryChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Commentary:
"Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding