14 Funny yell quotes — Wordgag ツ

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

1 month ago1 month ago

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

2 months ago2 months ago

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

2 months ago2 months ago

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Jan 26, 2025

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Jan 26, 2025

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Jan 25, 2025

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Jan 25, 2025

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Jan 24, 2025

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Jan 23, 2025

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Jan 23, 2025

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Jan 21, 2025

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Jan 20, 2025

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Jan 20, 2025