Funny quotes yell

11 Funny yell quotes

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

3 months ago

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

3 months ago

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

3 months ago

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

3 months ago

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

3 months ago

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

3 months ago

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

3 months ago

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

3 months ago

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

3 months ago

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

3 months ago

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

3 months ago