Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is r… Commentary:Celebrating the anniversary of my 4 a.m. bedtime with another late-night snack 🍕😴🎉
Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you̵… Commentary:My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷♂️📚
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep wor… Commentary:Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any g… Commentary:Time to skip straight to the napping championships at 2 p.m. every day! 💤🏅😴
I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music… Commentary:Sounds like the perfect introvert's dream: BYOB (Be Your Own Bartender)! 🍹🎶🏠🤣
If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” beli… Commentary:Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up 😂🎓
When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good… Commentary:Must be rough being this good-looking… beauty is such a blockable offense! 😎😂🔒
Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest… Commentary:Sleep tight, gentlemen! For the rest, may your sleep be as complicated as your love life! 😴🤦♂️💤
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the s… Commentary:I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨
I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anyth… Commentary:Feeling generous until they actually reach out for the 27th time! 😂✉️🙈