Funny quotes am

172 Funny am quotes

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

2 weeks ago

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

2 weeks ago

I am cassette tape years old.

2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

2 weeks ago

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

3 weeks ago

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

3 weeks ago

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

1 month ago

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

1 month ago

I am single, please disturb me!

1 month ago

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

1 month ago

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

1 month ago

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

1 month ago

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

1 month ago

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

1 month ago

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

1 month ago

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

2 months ago

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

2 months ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

2 months ago

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

2 months ago

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

2 months ago