203 Funny am quotes

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

  Commentary:
  "When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁‍♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

  Commentary:
  "Just when you think you've reached the bottom of my personality, surprise! There's a basement! 😂🤷‍♂️ #PlotTwist #StillWorseThanThat"

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

  Commentary:
  "When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷‍♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!"

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