35 Funny angry quotes

• The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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  2 weeks ago

  angry, Angry Bird, assault, bird, birds, bong, disgusting, game, humor, me, parody, video, video game

• You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, anger, angry, catch, change, changes, frustration, getting, grocery, grocery store, layout, maturity, store, truly, yourself

• “Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, angry, behavior, humor, internet, online, online behavior, personality, unfortunate

• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  1 month ago

  alcohol, anger, angry, ban, drunk, father, hunger, hungry, lot, memory, ones, people, stoned, weed

• Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, bait, before, frustration, humor, i, me, mood, rage, rage bait, reaction, read, works

• I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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  2 months ago

  alligator, angry, bra, comparison, funny comparison, humor, i, middle, never, same, sports, sports bra, struggle, summer, taken, thing, wet, wrestling

• My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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  2 months ago

  aging, almost, anger, angry, bitter, bitterness, complete, humor, old, old woman, sarcasm, transformation, woman

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  2 months ago

  angry, attitude, disgusting, every, exercise, fitness, fitness struggle, funny attitude, gym, gym life, humor, i, idea, life, meet, mood, people, self-deprecating, struggle, swamp, time, turn, witch, workout, workout mood

• I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, awkwardness, deadpan, expression, facial, facial expression, facial neutral, humor, i, joke, killer, neutral, neutral expression, personality, serial, serial killer, social, social awkwardness, suffer, syndrome, where

• I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, critique, entertainment, generation, humor, i, music, real, reason, sucks, think

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