36 Funny angry quotes

• The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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  4 weeks ago

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• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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  4 weeks ago

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