I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you. Posted on12 hours ago
Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts. Posted on19 hours ago
Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.” Posted on1 day ago
I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. Posted on1 day ago
Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women. Posted on2 days ago
When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that. Posted on2 days ago
I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry. Posted on2 days ago
I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee. Posted on2 days ago
Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article. Posted on2 days ago
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”. Posted on4 days ago
Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not. Posted on5 days ago
Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans. Posted on6 days ago
Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge. Posted on6 days ago