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4 weeks ago
Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Commentary:
"When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Commentary:
Ah, trying to please everyone is like trying to juggle water – impossible! But hey, if you want to make everyone angry, just breathe – it's as easy as baking a cake!
5 months ago
Share →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the human condition: a delicate balance between simmering rage and raging hormones 🤷‍♂️🔥💔 Who knew that our evolutionary journey would lead us to this delightful intersection of emotions? 😂 #AngryAndHorny"
5 months ago
Share →: Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻‍♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻‍♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Commentary:
"No carpool for me, folks! That's reserved for my exclusive angry scream sessions. 😅🚗🗣️ #SorryNotSorry #WorkplaceTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the concept of being 'a little' angry clearly never met this person! 😂🔥 Don't mess with them unless you're prepared for some serious wrath! 💥💢 #NoHalfMeasures"
5 months ago
Share →: Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap is like playing sleep roulette 🎲💤 Will you wake up rejuvenated and ready to conquer the world, or find yourself in a panic surrounded by angry messages? It's a risky game, but oh so tempting! Proceed with caution and maybe set an extra loud alarm just in case 😉⏰"
5 months ago
Share →: Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Commentary:
Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄