21 Funny angry quotes

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Things I don't want in my future house: An angry man.

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025