26 Funny angry quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

  Commentary:
  😂🏋️‍♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙‍♀️💦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

  Commentary:
  "Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. 😐🔪😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

  Commentary:
  "When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

  Commentary:
  Ah, trying to please everyone is like trying to juggle water – impossible! But hey, if you want to make everyone angry, just breathe – it's as easy as baking a cake!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of the human condition: a delicate balance between simmering rage and raging hormones 🤷‍♂️🔥💔 Who knew that our evolutionary journey would lead us to this delightful intersection of emotions? 😂 #AngryAndHorny"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻‍♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻‍♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

  Commentary:
  "No carpool for me, folks! That's reserved for my exclusive angry scream sessions. 😅🚗🗣️ #SorryNotSorry #WorkplaceTherapy"

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