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21 Funny angry quotes

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

1 month ago

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

3 months ago

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

3 months ago

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

3 months ago

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

3 months ago

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

3 months ago

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

3 months ago

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

3 months ago

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

3 months ago

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

3 months ago

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

3 months ago

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

3 months ago

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

3 months ago

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

3 months ago

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

3 months ago

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

3 months ago

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

3 months ago

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

3 months ago

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

3 months ago

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

3 months ago