111 Funny another quotes

• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  4 weeks ago

  another, car, cars, communication, curse, driving, excuse, family, friend, generations, horn, humor, kind, me, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  4 weeks ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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  4 weeks ago

  another, boring, entertainment, experience, film, i, life changing, love, person, personal, personal experience, perspective

• Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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  4 weeks ago

  another, bed, behavior, camera, funny behavior, illness, just, level, mental, mental illness, pretend, setting, setup, woke, woke up

• My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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  4 weeks ago

  alternate, alternate universe, another, face, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, i, maybe, punch, quiet, regret, scenario, silence, staying, universe

• I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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  4 weeks ago

  after, another, dog, fashion, getting, getting ready, humor, ID, know, me, outfit, party, perspective, pet, pet perspective, ready, thinking, try, while

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