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56 Funny anyone quotes

Funny anyone quotes πŸ˜‚ are like little bursts of joy that tickle your brain and leave you grinning from ear to ear! πŸ˜„ Whether it’s a witty one-liner or a clever twist, these quotes have the magical ability to brighten your day and lighten your mood. 🌟 Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping in your back pocket for a rainy day, they’re the ultimate pick-me-up that proves laughter truly is the best medicine! 🀣

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œAre you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for β€œdumpster fire”?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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