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3 months ago
Share →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Commentary:
"Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Commentary:
"When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Commentary:
"Yes, I'd love a slice of 'peace of mind' and don't forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Commentary:
Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦‍♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈
3 months ago
Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨
3 months ago
Share →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Commentary:
🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone's gotta do it! 💤😂
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic internal conflict – the ultimate showdown between you and…you 🥊😂 Who will come out victorious in this epic battle of wills? Stay tuned for the next episode of Self vs. Self, coming soon to a mirror near you! 💥🤼‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic human dilemma: expecting things from others and then being surprised when they can't read our minds 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all just communicate through interpretive dance instead 🕺💃"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Commentary:
🤣💸 We all know the struggle of trying to resist the tempting call of Amazon Prime! Who needs food and shelter when you can have another package delivered, right? #RetailTherapy #ByeByeSavings
5 months ago
Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Commentary:
Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."