13 Funny arguments quotes

• Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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  6 minutes ago

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• I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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  7 hours ago

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• All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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  10 hours ago

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• App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

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  1 week ago

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• I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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  2 months ago

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• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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  2 months ago

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• During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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  2 months ago

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• 80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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  2 months ago

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• Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  2 months ago

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• Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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  2 months ago

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