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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭
12 Funny arguments quotes
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.
During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.
80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…
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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.
You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.
German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
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Ah, the beauty of precision in language! 🇩🇪 No more guessing games or passive-aggressive hints for German couples – they just cut straight to the point with a single word. 🥛💔 Next time you forget the milk, just wait for the inevitable "milchwiedervergessendesärger" to come your way! 😂 #LostInTranslation
I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.
