Funny arguments quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: 80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'hangry' monster strikes again! 🍔😡 Just feed it and watch the peace return! 😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when my superpower was 'argue-man-tation' 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear 'logic-repellent' like it's perfume! 😂🌀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of creating chaos through strategic gossip fodder! 😏 Mixing it up like a cocktail of conflicting information, watch the drama unfold as your friends play a high-stakes game of 'He said, she said!' 🍹🔥 Just remember to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beauty of precision in language! 🇩🇪 No more guessing games or passive-aggressive hints for German couples – they just cut straight to the point with a single word. 🥛💔 Next time you forget the milk, just wait for the inevitable "milchwiedervergessendesärger" to come your way! 😂 #LostInTranslation

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